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Nurse Coffee Club T-Shirt — "Barely Awake, Fully Licensed" Sloth Nursing Tee
$27.99 USD
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$27.99 USD
Why you'll love it
Barely awake? Yes.
Fully licensed? Absolutely.
Still crushing it? Every single shift.
This hilarious nurse coffee tee features an adorable sloth holding a coffee cup with the perfect message: "Barely Awake, Fully Licensed." It's for nurses who run on caffeine, competence, and the sheer will to keep going. Soft, cozy cotton that feels as comforting as that first cup of coffee.
☕ "Barely Awake, Fully Licensed" sloth design – relatable humor for tired nurses
👕 Ultra-soft cotton blend – cozy, breathable, perfect for coffee runs
😂 Funny but true – intelligent humor that gets nursing life
🎁 Perfect for coffee-loving nurses – night shifters, new grads, exhausted pros
Available in multiple colors. Sizes S–XL. Machine washable. Pre-shrunk. Ribbed crew neck.
Care Instructions
Our Promise
Your happiness is our priority. Each YOUSTOMIZE product is custom-made especially for you. This intentional model eliminates waste and ensures each item is crafted with care.
Here’s how we take care of you:
- If there’s a mistake on our side (wrong size sent, printing defect, damaged in transit), we’ll replace it or refund you in full, at no cost to you.
- Because production begins immediately, we are unable to accommodate returns for size selection errors, color changes, or change of mind. We encourage you to consult our size guide and review your order before confirming.
This way, you still get what you truly want, and we maintain our eco-responsible promise of avoiding waste.
We believe in solutions that are fair for you and kind to the planet. 🫶
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✨ Premium quality
🩺 Authentic nurse-inspired designs
🤲 Made with care
👕 Wear what you've earned
📦 Ships fast
✅ Quality You Can Trust
👌 Premium fabrics
💪 Built to last
🔒 Secure checkout
🔄 Easy returns
💪 Honoring Those Who Show Up
🌟 Celebrate your calling
👏 Wear your pride
⭐ Every shift matters
🎯 You've earned this
🌱 Thoughtfully Made to Order
♻️ Sustainable by design
🚫 No waste
🌍 Eco-conscious production
🚚 Free shipping over $69 USD
Lightweight Comfort. Everyday Confidence.
No More Scratchy, Heavy Shirts
Keeps Its Shape, Wash After Wash
Fits Right, Feels Right
Wear Your Values
Frequently asked questions
When will my order ship?
Most orders ship within 2-3 business days. Free shipping on orders $69+.
You'll receive tracking info via email so you can follow along.
What makes this different from a regular t-shirt?
Are payments secured?
Yes. We use Shopify's encrypted payment system. All major cards, PayPal, and Shop Pay accepted. Your information stays protected.
Will the design crack or fade over time?
What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, we will make it right.
Please contact us within 7 days of receiving your order and include a photo of the issue.
Our team will review it and arrange a replacement or refund if needed.