Barely awake. Fully licensed. The sloth is the most accurate mascot she's ever had.
The sloth doesn't rush. Neither does she — not because she can't, but because she's learned that sustainable pace is a clinical skill. She's been barely awake and fully licensed long enough to know that the two are not mutually exclusive. The coffee helps. The license does the rest. Barely awake. Fully licensed. The sloth gets it. Soft enough to wear when you finally get home, pre-shrunk so it holds up through the rotation without losing its shape.
Wear it on the days when the sloth energy is real but the clinical competence is fully intact. Give it to the nurse who has delivered excellent care at barely-awake speed more times than anyone should have to. Wear it because this specific combination is something only nurses understand.
The sloth is barely awake. The nurse is fully operational. Same person.
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Soft enough to feel like the rest you haven't gotten — Gildan 64000 ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, pre-shrunk. Wears like a reward.
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Fits without fuss — unisex cut, true to size. Size up one for a relaxed fit.
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Print that holds — survives repeated washing without cracking or fading.
- Multiple colors, sizes XS–5XL — for every nurse who is barely awake and fully licensed.