Sleep has been clinically excluded from the nursing school curriculum. She has the data to prove it.
The nursing student who wears this has done the research. Sleep and nursing school are not compatible. The evidence is overwhelming. The sample size is every nursing student who has ever existed. The conclusion: sleep is a clinical exclusion criteria, and the sooner she accepts that, the better she'll manage the program. Sleep is a clinical exclusion criteria. The most accurate diagnosis nursing school has ever produced. Soft enough to wear through the study session that follows the clinical that follows the lecture, pre-shrunk so it holds up through the rotation without losing its shape.
Wear it as a dry, accurate description of your current sleep situation. Give it to the nursing student who has accepted that sleep is not part of the program and is managing accordingly. Wear it because the humor is specific enough that only nursing students will fully get it.
Sleep excluded. Still studying. Still showing up. That's the program.
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Soft enough to feel like the sleep you're not getting — Gildan 64000 ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, pre-shrunk. Comfort that holds through the long sessions.
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Fits without adjusting — unisex cut, true to size. Size up one for a relaxed fit.
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Print that holds through the program — survives repeated washing without cracking or fading.
- Multiple colors, sizes XS–5XL — for every nursing student who has clinically excluded sleep.
